Trying To Reheat A Turkey

As we roll out of bed on the day after Thanksgiving, we are often confronted with contradictory thoughts. For instance, "why did I have that third plate at dinner?" might be followed by "How can I eat some leftovers for breakfast?"  Leftovers are as much of an American tradition on this day as watching videos of altercations during frenzied early holiday shopping. Both celebrate wretched excess in their own way. Some leftovers, however, can be combined to create something tasty and worthwhile. Other leftover uses should not be attempted. We would put sandwiches of turkey, stuffing (dressing down South), and cranberry goop in the former category and Brussels sprouts omelets in the latter.