On Friday morning, the prime minister
apologised to the nation for going on holiday whilst half the
country was burning and promised he'd return. However,
"fair go" Scomo forgot to mention that he was already
here.
At 7.15 am on 20 December, the PM appeared in the Sydney CBD
dressed as Santa, bearing gifts of coal. Miraculously, Morrison
landed in a sleigh drawn by six reindeer at the intersection, where
Pitt Street cuts across the Martin Place pedestrian mall, right
near the Christmas tree.
Not only did the PM's surprise Christmas inspired arrival
result in an entire strip of one of Sydney's busiest roads
being covered in his favourite poison – coal – but
Morrison, his reindeer and elves that appeared to have already
expired, brought peak hour traffic to a halt for near on two
hours.
