The Weekly Roundup: The Jubilee Edition

Is the four day weekend the future? If you'd asked us that on Wednesday we'd almost certainly have said yes, but this morning we wonder whether we're more exhausted and emotionally drained than we were before we started. To ease us back into the week, the team is holding a Poetry Contest – a small prize for the winning entrant, which will be announced next week. To start you off, our friend David Boyle of Deans Court Chambers has submitted the following Jubilee Limerick:

As all those supporting our nation

Come together in mass celebration,

Should we open a magnum

To mark going platinum?

Of course: There should be jubilation!

Some might hypothesise that if we'd opened fewer magnums in the first place we'd be in better spirits now, but we couldn't possibly comment.