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A Contrived Reduction of Nouns, Yielding Mnemonics
If there were some sort of literary prize for legislative
acronym-engineering, the poor assistant responsible for inventing
the title of the Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited
Pornography and Marketing (CAN-SPAM) Act of 2003 wouldn't even
earn a nomination.
After all, Congress has produced some real winners: The Robo
Calls Off Phones (Robo COP) Act, for instance, or the Preventing
All Your Bucks from Aiding non-Citizens is Key (PAYBACK) Act come
to mind. If you want to explore a statistical analysis of
congressional acronym use, check out data analyst Noah
Veltman's "Congressional acronym abuse, 1973-2013" page. But CAN-SPAM? Now, that is kind of lame.
OK, sure, we need to "can" spam, as in "toss it in
the trash." But it's just as likely to be read as
"Yes! Go ahead, you can spam people; why not?"