Supervisory Highlights, Fall 2015: Totally Sanitized Limerick Edition!

Don't know about you, but we've been dreaming about wrapping ourselves in a big cabled sweater, drinking a pumpkin-spiced beverage and cozying up to the Fall 2015 issue of Supervisory Highlights. Usually haiku is how we roll, but haiku really evokes spring, and in honor of everyone's favorite season of decay, we've decided to give limericks a try this time. Let's get started!

There once was a bank from Nantucket . . .

. . . JUST KIDDING! Okay, here are some real highlights from this issue of Supervisory Highlights, in the form of (totally PG) limericks:

Allocating payment on student loans

Requires methods the Bureau condones.

To do it proportionally

Can rack up the late fees;