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ARTICLE · 07 JANUARY 2011

The Appellate Record Blog: Extreme Makeover: Typography Edition

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Upon reading the recent opinion in Comptroller v. Attorney General (pdf), I decided to completely re-do it. What possessed me? Why would I think to redo a Jefferson opinion?

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You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

(Jim Croce)

Some of you readers will recall that we have had occasion to compare Texas' Chief Justice Jefferson to Chuck Norris. Just like one ought not tug on Superman's cape, a wise man would not tweak Chuck Norris' beard.

But no one has ever accused the Appellate Record of being wise. So we decided to take one of Chief Justice Jefferson's recent opinions and put it through an extreme typographical makeover. After the jump, you'll find out why.

Upon reading the recent opinion in Comptroller v. Attorney General (pdf), I decided to completely re-do it. What possessed me? Why would I think to redo a Jefferson opinion? His reasoning is persuasive, his logic clearly expressed and his syntax easily understood.

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